OUR MOUTHS AGAPE LIKE THE DUCK IN THE AFLAC COMMERCIALS

There are things that the members of Verily Prime see and hear that make our mouths hang open like the Aflac Duck in those funny insurance commercials: some of the women whose birth canals are veritable highways of death, yet pointing their accusing fingers at Michael Vick; during the primaries when our current Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, said that they should fumigate the White house because of the deeds of President George Bush and Cabinet--and she said it with a straight face; the deafening silence by so many women’s groups, as all manner of chauvinistic diatribes are directed at Sarah Palin; watching Terrell Owens explaining why he is estranged from yet another quarterback; the love fest between Hugo Chavez--who have curtailed all manner of free speech and who have persecuted the gays in his country--and Sean Penn; the fact that the young man who got mauled at the San Francisco zoo received much, much less flowers than the tiger who mauled him and was put down; watching Nancy Pelosi’s press conference explaining her water boarding briefing from the CIA and then not being immediately taken out in a straight jacket; President Obama being lauded on the speech he gave on race after sitting for over twenty years listening to his preacher espousing that perversion call Liberation Theology; illegal immigrants flying the Mexican flag during their protests than Old Glory; some advocates of Obama’s health care plan extolling the Cuban health care system over that of the USA; the Mother Teresa like coverage Michael Jackson received after his death; the Boston Police Officer who called Professor Gates a “jungle bunny” and is now suing the Boston Police Department; the many explanations given by Casey Anthony why she waited over a month to report her daughter missing; those who would tell you that George Bush made America less safe, even though we’ve had no more attacks since 911; those who will tell you that 911 was an inside job, blaming George Bush, and when you ask them to explain who was responsible for the first terror attack on the first World Trade Center when Clinton was the president, they become mute with a look of confusion; the sheer hypocrisy of members of the current administration opining on CEOs pay, when many of them came from Goldman Sachs; and one of the readers of this blog who accused Sarah Palin as pretending to be the members of Verily Prime…our mother thought that you were hilarious….

-Verily Prime