News From Circa 2016 And Beyond

The famous author Dan Brown, author of the Da vinci Code, whose plot centered around Jesus being married to Mary Magdalene, decided that it was only fair to give the Devil his due. Dan Brown has been trying to get an interview and photograph with George Bush, preferably with cloven hooves and horns. You may be salivating wanting to know whatever happened to the members of the troika Obama Administration (Barrack Obama, Harry Reed, and Nancy Pelosi). All the faces on Mount Rushmore were replaced with that of Barack Obama; Harry Reed is now involved in cartoon porn, and Nancy Pelosi didn’t fair so well under the Socialize Medicine she helped usher in; she has repeatedly sued the government for cutting back her psychotropic drugs. One only has to go down to Christopher Street in Frisco to see Nancy wearing her trade mark shirt with the caption, “Zoloft is a right, not a privilege.” Bin laden is now teaching Comparative Law, with an emphasis on Sharia Law, at Columbia University. The other members of Al Queada are living it up at the Upper East Side with multiple wives; they successfully sued the government for the psychological harm caused by water boarding and won millions-John Edwards was one of their attorneys. In a related story, some members of the Mormon faith claimed that if they knew that Bin Laden cohorts would be allowed plural marriages, they would have carried out Jihad in Utah. You may ask what happened to the members of Verily Prime….They were jailed for blasphemy. Apparently, they insisted in reading the original New Testament, and not the new version, which replaced the “Sermon On The Mount” found in the Gospel of Matthew, with Obama’s Inauguration 2009 speech. During the allocution of members of Verily Prime, the judge asked them if they were contrite. The members said no because Obama appeared to be “flesh and blood” and, moreover, hadn’t walked on water. The judge admonished the members about being willfully blind and not paying attention to what took place between 2009 and 2016. Members of Verily Prime begged to be incarcerated in the best jail in the world at Gitmo, but alas, they were turned down and sent to Fort Leavenworth. As for Al Gore, he went for a drive some time in April of 2012 in his brand new hybrid and was never seen again. Fox Moulder and Dana Scully of X-files fame were called in to work the case. It is said their findings were turned over to the authorities; one of the persistent rumors is that a thumb print belonging to Dick Cheney was found on Al Gore’s car….

-Verily Prime