It has become a veritable cottage industry to blame George Bush for everything bad that has happened in this country during and after his administration; so, take what I am about to impart with many grains of salt. Apparently since Bush’s retirement, he has been involved in animal husbandry, specifically, pig farming. It turns out that some of the former President’s pigs escaped across the border and infected some Mexican swine, which resulted in our current near pandemic. Until we meet again, I am working on how to blame Bush for the recent mishap with Air-force 1 and the fighter aircraft, which buzzed the Statue of Liberty over the skies of Manhattan
-Verily Prime
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