GOD Seems To Have A Personal Vendetta Against Al Gore

Yesterday, it snowed in neighboring New Jersey; normally, this would be a non issue, but because of the time of year and the hoopla and unfounded predictions propagated by the environmentalist folks about “climate change,” it merited mention. The inclement weather in Jersey confirmed to me that God has a personal vendetta against Al Gore because it seems that every time Gore comes to Washington to advocate on behalf of Mother Earth, there is a deluge. I will confess that I know little about climate change and it supposedly many man made causes; I will also confess that even if I did know, I would not place much credence into the science surrounding t he current secular religion that is “Global Warming.” When I was a boy, many of the leading scientists of the day predicted that there was a coming ice age. There was actual consensus among many of these leading scientists on the issue of the imminent ice age--many of these scientists are still alive today, but Verily Prime do not know if they are now advising Al Gore. No doubt, Al Gore will still peddle the “Global Warming” dogma while making a killing, but I on the other hand will still be trying to acclimatize my life style for the coming ice age. I know many of the environmentalist loons would brand me as an apostate for not walking in lockstep with Gore’s position about the environment, but a fitting penance would be to force the members of Verily Prime to listen or read Al Gore’s book on the subject matter--I could here the whispers now, “they are such Philistines….”

-Verily Prime